Accomplishments


 * 1) Held stan at gunpoint
 * 2) kicked a foot into pips food
 * 3) wore a hitler costume to school
 * 4) took starvin marvins food
 * 5) made a song abt kyles mom being a bitch
 * 6) broke into kyles house
 * 7) dressed up as a native American
 * 8) tried to be black/mock black culture
 * 9) abused power of being a cop
 * 10) did blackface
 * 11) snuck out of a field trip
 * 12) lied to starving people to win competition
 * 13) became a hooker
 * 14) made Kyle fall down into a cave
 * 15) beat up an endangered monkey
 * 16) beat up a sloth
 * 17) beat up a snake
 * 18) froze Kenny’s head & took his eyes
 * 19) wrote a song about hating his friends
 * 20) made tweek & craig fight each other
 * 21) beat up Kyle and Stan
 * 22) pushed/flew craig across the room
 * 23) sued Stan over basically nothing
 * 24) took half of Stans things
 * 25) sued the school
 * 26) started a chain of every kid suing school
 * 27) made a bunch of cats attack Skylar
 * 28) turned a play civil war into a real one
 * 29) took advantage of drunk people
 * 30) brought back the confederacy
 * 31) caused an entire city to burn down
 * 32) excluded Stan because he didn’t get his “period”
 * 33) caused Stan to take hormones
 * 34) made the entire world crap their pants
 * 35) tried to rip out Kenny’s tooth
 * 36) broke into butters house
 * 37) took over a tooth stealing cartel
 * 38) let Kenny die
 * 39) knocked out token with a rock
 * 40) ran away from being sent to juvie
 * 41) slapped Kenny in the face
 * 42) ran from the cops all the way to mexico
 * 43) brought contraband into prison
 * 44) manipulated a kid to help him break out of prison
 * 45) broke out of prison
 * 46) broke the girls sled in half
 * 47) knocked out pip with a rock
 * 48) shoved disney into his ass
 * 49) snuck all of disney into prison
 * 50) gave mr garrison Ritalin
 * 51) killed Kenny
 * 52) joined NAMBLA
 * 53) invited all his friends to NAMBLA
 * 54) made butters have sex w old guys
 * 55) punched his pet pig in the face
 * 56) refused to give Kyle his kidney (even though he was dying)
 * 57) made kids find dirt on Stan & Kyle
 * 58) started a boy band solely for money
 * 59) threw a fish into bus drivers hair
 * 60) farted on a 1st grader for 28 minutes
 * 61) set mr garrisons cat on fire
 * 62) took the ham in the priest’s sandwich, put it between his ass cheeks & watched the priest eat it
 * 63) pissed in a holy water fountain
 * 64) shit on the floor & told the police it was the priests dog so he had to pay like $100
 * 65) smacked like 50 kids on the forehead
 * 66) started a church just to take kids money
 * 67) beat up a 3rd grader
 * 68) ended the world with a trapper keeper
 * 69) almost killed Kyle
 * 70) tried to kill Timmys turkey
 * 71) killed Kenny
 * 72) tried to break out of fat camp
 * 73) paid a drug addict to pretend to be him
 * 74) sold junk food to fat kids in fat camp
 * 75) manipulated a fat kid into buying candy
 * 76) helped Kyle get rid of his parents
 * 77) told every kid to lie to the police
 * 78) told CPS his mom molested him
 * 79) got rid of almost every adult in town
 * 80) caused civil war in south park (again)
 * 81) caused total anarchy in south park
 * 82) trained a pony to bite someones dick off
 * 83) had scott Tenormans parents killed
 * 84) stole the bodies
 * 85) chopped the parents into little pieces
 * 86) ⭐️turned Scott’s parents into chili & fed it to him
 * 87) made Scott’s favorite band hate him
 * 88) drank Scott’s tears
 * 89) bought a theme park so no one could get in (especially stan & kyle)
 * 90) had stan get pepper-sprayed
 * 91) made kyle lose his faith in god
 * 92) jerked off a dog.... twice
 * 93) threw a condom of piss across the room
 * 94) took stans moms tampon out of the trash
 * 95) smacked osama bin laden on the head
 * 96) pulled down osama bin ladens pants
 * 97) gave osama bin laden a bomb
 * 98) put Kenny’s ass picture on milk cartons
 * 99) stole 33 aborted fetuses
 * 100) used Kenny’s death to build a new shaky’s pizza
 * 101) made butters gain like 50 pounds
 * 102) gave butters liposuction surgery
 * 103) pretended to be butters on the phone and called his dad a bunch of names
 * 104) peed on butters
 * 105) rubbed shit under butters nose to look like hitler, twice
 * 106) pretended to be a teen whore
 * 107) made kyle kiss his ass
 * 108) farted on Kyle’s face
 * 109) punched butters in the face
 * 110) fed beef jerky to a baby cow
 * 111) broke stans tv
 * 112) dug around inside his teachers stomach
 * 113) hid inside ms.chokesondicks body
 * 114) made everyone crap out of their mouths
 * 115) slapped tweek in the face
 * 116) broke into Kenny’s house
 * 117) turned Kenny’s ashes into chocolate milk
 * 118) ate Kenny’s chocolate milk ashes
 * 119) stole a car seat from garrisons car
 * 120) filled Kenny’s erm with cat litter
 * 121) crapped on two girls heads
 * 122) covered butters, craig and Clyde’s entire house with shit
 * 123) covered motivation corps office with shit
 * 124) hit Clyde in the balls with a slingshot
 * 125) sent Santa to Iraq and he almost died
 * 126) Archie’s action led to jesus getting killed
 * 127) made Kyle put his finger up Archie’s ass
 * 128) farted on Kyle’s finger instead...7 times
 * 129) TPed the art teachers house
 * 130) broke into Kyle’s house
 * 131) tried to kill kyle with a baseball bat
 * 132) tried to kill Kenny, Stan, & Kyle ... again
 * 133) confessed to TPing the house before the boys so he didn’t get in as much trouble
 * 134) refused to participate in a group project
 * 135) put himself in a coma to avoid working
 * 136) killed the flashback messenger guy
 * 137) pretended to be jennifer lopez
 * 138) got Jennifer lopez fired (the real one)
 * 139) made ben Aflac to fall in love w his hand
 * 140) made a christian band just for a bet
 * 141) beat up jimmy
 * 142) locked butters in a bomb shelter so he could go to casa bonita
 * 143) ran from the cops
 * 144) burnt down the school
 * 145) broke into Kyle’s house
 * 146) locked kyle in his room
 * 147) stabbed rob Reiner
 * 148) tried to beat up kyle... twice
 * 149) kept cheating while playing ninjas
 * 150) stripped naked in front of 100+ people
 * 151) pretended go be handicapped to join the special olympics
 * 152) tried to exterminate the jews
 * 153) pretended to be a robot to get dirt on butters
 * 154) let someone die just so his identity isn’t revealed
 * 155) broke into stans house
 * 156) broke Kenny’s cats leg
 * 157) slashed the tires on a bus
 * 158) peed on a teacher
 * 159) blamed Trent Boyette for starting a fire
 * 160) tried to sneak into Wendy’s party
 * 161) pretended to be psychic for money
 * 162) got a dozen innocent people arrested
 * 163) wrote a christmas story about kyle getting an abortion
 * 164) kept 63 hippies in his basement
 * 165) tried to kill Kenny for a psp game
 * 166) ate the skin off of everyones chicken
 * 167) made butters think he was insane
 * 168) broke into butters house
 * 169) tried to take over the earth
 * 170) kicked mr kitty
 * 171) dressed butters up as a freak
 * 172) broke Mr.Anderson’s fence
 * 173) took a crap in principals purse 7 times
 * 174) trashed butters room
 * 175) smashed butters tv in
 * 176) left butters to get in trouble & clean up
 * 177) snuck butters out of a mental hospital
 * 178) brought a gun to school
 * 179) made stan drive a stolen boat
 * 180) caused complete global panic
 * 181) held kyle at gun point
 * 182) almost killed kyle over “jew gold”
 * 183) made butters fake his death
 * 184) had butters sneak into a girls sleepover
 * 185) made a presentation ripping on gingers
 * 186) kicked all the ginger kids out of lunch
 * 187) kidnapped every non-ginger kid in town
 * 188) locked every non-ginger kid in cages
 * 189) tried to throw every non-ginger kid in a pool of lava
 * 190) helped steal a whale from an aquarium
 * 191) threw a goodbye kyle party & didn’t invite him
 * 192) pushed kyle onto the ground
 * 193) biked to california to try & get family guy cancelled just because he doesn’t like it
 * 194) attached a bomb to kyle’s bike
 * 195) almost killed kyle
 * 196) kidnapped kyle
 * 197) pointed a gun at the president of family guy
 * 198) almost drowned kyle
 * 199) handcuffed billy turners ankle to the school flagpole, gave him a hacksaw, told him he poisoned billy’s lunch milk and the only way he could get the anecdote in time would be to saw through his leg
 * 200) spit directly into a nanny’s mouth
 * 201) messed with a super nanny so much she went to a mental hospital and eats her own shit
 * 202) tried to get his friends to kill his mom
 * 203) tried to kill his mom
 * 204) blamed kyle for 9/11
 * 205) made Kelly nelson smell his finger right after he stuck it up his ass
 * 206) abused his power of being a hallway monitor by punching, kicking, and spraying kids with bear spray
 * 207) brought cigarettes to school
 * 208) beat up a midget
 * 209) covered butters face with cat poop
 * 210) shoved a tampon in butters mouth
 * 211) mooned butters in his sleep like 10 times
 * 212) put butters penis in his mouth while he was sleeping
 * 213) blind folded butters and tried to put his penis in butters mouth
 * 214) reported kyle to the police over something he didn’t do
 * 215) framed Kenny for having lice
 * 216) blamed a middle eastern kid for putting a snuke in Hillary Clinton’s vagina
 * 217) farted in the dad of the kids face even though he’s innocent
 * 218) made Mexicans do everyones homework
 * 219) skateboarded over 4 homeless people
 * 220) faked having Tourette’s so he could say whatever he wanted all the time
 * 221) kidnapped a leprechaun
 * 222) imagined kyle sucking his balls
 * 223) made butters kick a girl in the vagina
 * 224) broke into kyle’s house
 * 225) gave kyle AIDS
 * 226) faked having cancer to get free plane tickets
 * 227) snuck out of a field trip and dragged butters along
 * 228) dressed up as a Chinese person
 * 229) made butters dress up as a Chinese person
 * 230) made butters shoot like 3 people
 * 231) begged Wendy to not fight him & tried to make her look pathetic
 * 232) took a shit on mr garrisons desk
 * 233) got Wendy in trouble with her parents for wanting to fight him
 * 234) made a breast cancer report just to taunt Wendy
 * 235) stole like 10 TVs
 * 236) scratched a guys face like 10 times
 * 237) broke into the police station
 * 238) shoved a 3rd grader into some trashcans
 * 239) tried to blow up a hospital
 * 240) punched butters in the face & broke his tooth
 * 241) blamed the jews for the 2008 recession
 * 242) tried to kidnap Kyle
 * 243) farted on a third grader
 * 244) took credit for Jimmy’s fishsticks joke
 * 245) made jimmy cry on Ellen
 * 246) bought 5 tickets with his moms credit card to Somalia to be pirates
 * 247) made Ike slap Clyde in the face
 * 248) took over a french ship
 * 249) sent ship people out to sea to die
 * 250) hung butters up on a tetherball pole with his underwear
 * 251) hit butters with a tetherball a bunch of times
 * 252) hit stan in the head with a metal chair
 * 253) took a shit on 12 motorcycle seats
 * 254) lied to Mackey so he could be the person who does morning announcements
 * 255) accused wendy of stealing kids lunch money to buy heroin
 * 256) blamed wendy for turning the school to shit
 * 257) used the morning announcements to constantly shit on wendy and blame her for things she had nothing to do with
 * 258) wrote a book and just bashed wendy throughout the entire thing
 * 259) dressed up like wendy and destroyed smurf land
 * 260) made a movie about wendy destroying smurf land
 * 261) wrote a song about hating minorities
 * 262) said he was a doctor because he felt he needed to seem useful to minorities so they wouldn’t kill him
 * 263) killed sarah Jessica parker
 * 264) blamed butters for killing sarah Jessica parker
 * 265) pretends to have a stomach ache every soccer practice just to get KFC after
 * 266) pulled a gun on a KFC dealer
 * 267) snorted KFC chicken skin
 * 268) fucked over the cornel
 * 269) caused Billy’s mom to die
 * 270) told everyone to unfriend kyle on facebook
 * 271) made butters tell a nascar driver his wife got raped
 * 272) snuck onto a nascar racetrack and hijacked a car
 * 273) killed 11 people with his nascar stunt
 * 274) ran over a nascar driver
 * 275) swerved off the track and killed at least 5 people
 * 276) takes a shit on Kyle’s doorstep every. single. night.
 * 277) snuck into sizzler
 * 278) made the boys sneak into sizzler
 * 279) tried to lock kyle in a meat-locker and freeze him to death
 * 280) excluded mint berry crunch from going downtown
 * 281) broke into everyones houses to install the coon and friends alarm
 * 282) kept butters in a jail cell for 6 days without any food
 * 283) made his friends take pictures of butters naked to use for blackmail
 * 284) kicked clyde in the face
 * 285) scratched Clyde’s face all over and made him bleed
 * 286) scratched mint berry crunch and made him bleed
 * 287) gave mint berry crunch a black eye
 * 288) snuck out of his house
 * 289) beat up a little girl
 * 290) manipulated Cthulhu to send his friends into a dark dimension
 * 291) made Cthulhu destroy a jewish church
 * 292) made Cthulhu destroy San Francisco
 * 293) manipulated his mom so he doesn’t get in more trouble
 * 294) made Cthulhu banish coon and friends in to a dark oblivion
 * 295) made Cthulhu destroy burning man and all the people in it
 * 296) manipulated Cthulhu so he wouldn’t get sent into the dark oblivion as well
 * 297) made Cthulhu destroy ever whole foods market in America
 * 298) made Cthulhu kill Justin Bieber
 * 299) manipulated Cthulhu so mysterion couldn’t save his friends
 * 300) made fun of bebe and token for not having an iPad
 * 301) made a scene in best buy and made everyone think his mom is a child molester
 * 302) went on dr Phil to talk about his mom fucking him even though she didn’t
 * 303) told everyone the school put up the boys penis sizes in the hallway
 * 304) measured every boys penis and put it up in the school hallway
 * 305) told the anger management doctors wife that he was having video chats with 14 year old girls because he called him fat
 * 306) made the anger management doctors wife kill herself
 * 307) helped trash and burn down a fed ex office
 * 308) made crack babies play basketball with a glass ball full of crack & put it on the internet
 * 309) gave an addicted pregnant woman crack
 * 310) made his mom get him a birthday present every-time someone else gets one
 * 311) stuffed hamburgers in his pants and went to the nurse saying he has Aspergers
 * 312) farted on a bunch of burgers and sold them to kids
 * 313) pouted at his own slumber party..twice
 * 314) electrocuted like 15 Mexicans
 * 315) tried to shoot butters
 * 316) electrocuted butters
 * 317) chased butters on a horse
 * 318) chased butters on a boat
 * 319) chased butters on a mini truck
 * 320) tried shooting butters
 * 321) made a little girl shit her pants in front of everyone, which led her to attempt suicide
 * 322) made mr Mackey punch selena gomez in the stomach
 * 323) made the principal wack selena gomez on the head with a baking sheet
 * 324) gave the entire school faculty cupcakes filled with laxatives
 * 325) brought down the schools health average to the lowest in the country
 * 326) told everyone he’d give them each $5 to attend Clyde frogs funeral
 * 327) accused kyle of killing Clyde frog
 * 328) accused his mom of killing Clyde frog
 * 329) made an elaborate scheme that someone was killing his stuffed animals when he was the one doing it
 * 330) shoved someone trying to get into the grocery store
 * 331) calculated the poorest kid in school right after kenny left
 * 332) made butters re-calculate who the poorest kid in school is
 * 333) set up a meth lab in his backyard so his mom can get arrested & he can go to a foster home
 * 334) did a 20 minute song and dance number with 47 “yo mama so poor” jokes directed at Jacob Howelry, ending in a finale with fireworks
 * 335) made a false police report
 * 336) told the whole class about clydes mom yelling at him for leaving up the toilet seat
 * 337) stole someones baby & a gun
 * 338) kidnapped a tsa worker
 * 339) spray painted the toilet camera
 * 340) started a cash for gold business
 * 341) made butters follow him and hold up a “cash for gold” sign everywhere he went
 * 342) started selling shitty jewelry to old people through a jewelry tv show
 * 343) “faith hilled” a political debate that was on national television....twice
 * 344) beat up a kid for taylor swifting
 * 345) wacked mr kitty with a toy
 * 346) made up jewpacabra to make people scared of jews
 * 347) broke into butters house
 * 348) wasted the grocery stores time and money trying to catch jewpacabra
 * 349) got so much fecal matter in Kyle’s nose he had to stay in the hospital for 27 days
 * 350) set up token and Nicole together just because they’re black
 * 351) stalked the girls to see what they’re saying about token
 * 352) started telling everyone at school that him and kyle are together so kyle and Nicole wont be together
 * 353) lied and told all the boys that batmobile was outside
 * 354) locked token & Nicole in the locker room overnight
 * 355) stalked token & Nicole on all their dates
 * 356) broke into Nicole’s house
 * 357) locked two hispanic kids in the locker room overnight
 * 358) broke into a Denver nuggets game
 * 359) hijacked the Jumbotron & sang a song in front of everyone about loving kyle
 * 360) told everyone at the denver nuggets game the bat mobile was outside
 * 361) drank butters cum
 * 362) sued best buy for the bathroom not being big enough for him
 * 363) bumped into a bunch of people on his mobility scooter
 * 364) ran over honey boo boo on his mobility scooter a bunch of times
 * 365) made his mom buy a super expensive security system
 * 366) hired a guy to break into his house and rape his mom
 * 367) pointed a gun at a home security guy
 * 368) stole hundreds of thousands of votes from all the swing states so obama can win
 * 369) fed butters an almond m&m, butters is very allergic to almonds
 * 370) constantly stayed on speaker phone and annoyed the shit out of kyle
 * 371) infiltrated the NSA
 * 372) interrupted Wendy’s presentation with boo-ing
 * 373) interrupted class several times screaming for token to stop killing his wife
 * 374) held a woman at gunpoint and made her drive to the airport
 * 375) caused panic across the entire country
 * 376) got onto a plane with a gun
 * 377) locked a black person in an airplane bathroom
 * 378) caused a plane to crash... three times
 * 379) did blackface
 * 380) made everyone think token was a patient zero
 * 381) shot token
 * 382) dressed a cow up to be ginger and caused a bunch of people to commit suicide
 * 383) made kyle tell his mom shes a fat skank and her tits belong in a morgue
 * 384) made kyle carry all his books around school
 * 385) made kyle give him his soda
 * 386) made kyle do his homework for him
 * 387) made kyle call him sir everywhere they went
 * 388) made kyle tell everyone at school he loves cartmans farts and made a little rhyme for it
 * 389) made kyle get on the floor and eat cartmans farts
 * 390) made kyle tell mr.mackey how much he loves cartmans farts in his tummy and eat his farts in front of him
 * 391) made the entire world think of kyle as “fart boy”
 * 392) hit scott malkinson in the face with a stick
 * 393) took a shit in the old guys garden and blamed it on stan so he would get grounded
 * 394) pretended to be transgender so he could use the girls bathroom
 * 395) stole butters dads drone
 * 396) stalked craigs mom and recorded her taking off her clothes
 * 397) put craigs moms bush up on the internet
 * 398) made a music video with craigs moms bush starring him and butters
 * 399) made butters put on a fake oculus headset and walk around town
 * 400) snuck into a hospital
 * 401) named a chicken mc nuggets
 * 402) started an online commenting persona and annoyed the shit out of everyone
 * 403) renamed the holiday special to “Washington redskins go fuck your self holiday special”
 * 404) went into the faculty bathroom where only staff is allowed in
 * 405) sent 200 pregnant Mexican women to the pc frat house
 * 406) sent Siberian refugee children to the pc frat house
 * 407) launched hundreds of tacos into the pc frat house
 * 408) made butters date a Canadian girl
 * 409) abused his power of being a yelp reviewer to get whatever he wants
 * 410) treated the new kid david to basically be his maid
 * 411) caused whistling willies to be destroyed
 * 412) made butters spend hours a day filtering out all his negative comments on social media
 * 413) caused butters to lose his mind from going through his negative comments
 * 414) caused butters to jump out a window
 * 415) kicked butters in the nuts
 * 416) kidnapped clyde thinking it was kyle
 * 417) threw Kyle’s pen across the classroom
 * 418) took Kenny’s ice cream
 * 419) pulled a gun on his mom
 * 420) tried to start a war between the boys and girls at school
 * 421) barged in on kyle when he was using the bathroom
 * 422) barged in on Kyle when he was using the bathroom and brought heidi with him
 * 423) tried to convince all of space x that when humans get to mars women will put all the men underground
 * 424) lost feelings for heidi but still stayed with her
 * 425) became a manipulative selfish asshole to heidi
 * 426) stole hundreds of alexas and xboxes
 * 427) stopped distracted drivers awareness week to bring focus on suicide awareness just because his friends were ripping on him
 * 428) interrupted school with a song about him killing himself
 * 429) helped kidnap the guy who took away Columbus day
 * 430) made a plan to kill his girlfriend
 * 431) dressed up heidi and himself as hansel and Gretel in the woods to try and lure out the evil witch and make it eat heidi
 * 432) pushed heidi in front of a car
 * 433) fed heidi a bunch of unhealthy “beyond” food that isn’t actually vegan and made her fat
 * 434) started playing a drum beat whenever heidi came in the room because she gained weight
 * 435) interrupted heidi’s family going out for ice cream by screaming, crying and banging on the window
 * 436) asked to go in tokens house just to ask his family when they were gonna disrespect the flag and flip over cars because they’re black
 * 437) pushed kyle up against the lockers
 * 438) told heidi that its Kyle’s fault that heidi wanted to break up with cartman because he’s jewish
 * 439) turned heidi into a complete asshole
 * 440) beat up heidi
 * 441) somehow hijacked the announcement microphone and said “mrs. broflovski, your tampons are available at the front desk” directed at kyle
 * 442) threatened to kill himself every time Heidi broke up with him
 * 443) got an F on his math test
 * 444) cheated off of tokens test
 * 445) made butters get dirt on token for him
 * 446) harassed Nichole about token & black panther
 * 447) stalked token
 * 448) went to tokens house and talked with his parents trying to prove that token saw black panther
 * 449) locked token in the bathroom and blackmailed him into letting him cheat off his math test
 * 450) knocked butters out
 * 451) sold vape pens to little kids with butters
 * 452) dragged a dead hooker into a parking lot
 * 453) had butters wack a vape dealer in the nuts
 * 454) basically stole a bunch of vapes from the dealer
 * 455) framed the vape dealer for killing the hooker
 * 456) did everything in his power to stop kyle from telling on him and butters about the vapes
 * 457) told the 6th graders that kyle was in on beating up the vape dealer
 * 458) has all of his moms credit cards memorized
 * 459) gave stan his moms credit card info
 * 460) ruined the groups secret of using the e-scooters on halloween
 * 461) punched butters in the face
 * 462) grabbed kenny and threw him against a door
 * 463) made kenny go first when going down to the principals office
 * 464) broke out of jail
 * 465) used his phone in class
 * 466) ignored a waiter trying to serve him
 * 467) was a complete dick to everyone just so he could be on his phone 24/7
 * 468) got the girls kicked out of gaming club
 * 469) tried to use his anxiety to get kenny to stay in the bike parade
 * 470) threatened to shoot up the school
 * 471) bragged to everyone that they’re gonna beat them in the bike parade
 * 472) used Kenny’s death to try to win the bike parade
 * 473) tried to rip off susie tablers bra
 * 474) called ICE on kyle and had his whole family ripped apart & sent away
 * 475) spied on kyles family as they all got taken away because of him
 * 476) used his phone during class
 * 477) threatened to call ICE on jimmys family
 * 478) tried to get the kids in the detention center to sing “its a hard knock life”
 * 479) kept singing to kyle and made kyle not be able to sleep
 * 480) refused to get a shot and destroyed the doctors office every single week
 * 481) every time he has to get a shot he lathers himself in grease so the doctors cant catch him
 * 482) told the school he believes that he “shouldn’t have to get shots for health reasons” and just avoided shots all over again
 * 483) kicked his mom out of her own house
 * 484) tried to get a toy from the toy box despite running around naked to avoid a vaccine
 * 485) pretended to have a heart attack because the girls asked to have vegan food at lunch...twice
 * 486) made butters carry him around in a wheelchair
 * 487) blamed the girls for trying to kill him
 * 488) didnt let the girls join the gaming club
 * 489) went to the counselor and complained about the girls being too smart
 * 490) tried to get the girls to leave the gaming club by playing increasingly difficult games
 * 491) made Scott malkinson use his diabetes to get the girls out of gaming club
 * 492) tried to pee on craig