Failures and Shortcomings




 * Watches TommyInnit (Failure)
 * Killing poperskin (Failure)
 * Archie sneaks into Kyle's room, draws the HIV contaminated blood from himself, and squirts it into Kyle's mouth, giving him HIV in the process (Success)
 * Being a Schlannie (Failure)
 * infamous for racing 100 times and losing every single time (Failure)
 * Attempts to start a second Holocaust. But, succeeds in tricking a big crowd to his side for a while (Successful Failure)
 * Drinking old apple juice by accident (Failure)
 * Was spotted in a cloud hovering menacingly over the twin towers on September 11th, 2001 (Success)
 * Arrested for being a public nuisance in 1982 (Failure)
 * Made a Kento fanfic (Failure)
 * Fucked a potato (Success)
 * Addicted to cookie dozer (Tragic Failure)
 * poor